About the Author

Hello, I am David Bean.  I turned 22 in February 2018; and, since birth, I have embodied Bean.  While I write this, I have a few things I wish to convey: my ambiguity, my decency, and my big fallacy.  Thus, being unsure of my life’s meaning and confident in my averageness, I satisfy most thoughts in my imagination (even the minor ones).  I’m hard to get, but I’ve let a few people get close and get inside me. However, I didn’t make this website for you to get off but for you to stay and enjoy it.  Therefore, sharing the story of my life and the truth of who I am will (perhaps) only make you heated. For example, (this is what I feel most true) I’m sick and tired of school; I’d rather fail out or die.  Its privileged torture. Thank you for letting me finish by leaving a little bitter taste in your mouth! I hope you enjoy my site!